James' Illegitimate Children

Oh the things I do while James studies...James likes me to be next to him when he studies, but the TV is distracting so I have to think of more creative ways to entertain myself when he is studying at night. James is only allowed to have one girlfriend per ethnicity so here they are: Carrie Underwood is his white girlfriend, Eva Longoria-Parker is his latino lover, and we threw Jessica Alba in there since I couldn't find a picture of Syesha(American Idol, last season)

Baby James/Jessica

Baby James/Eva

Baby James/Carrie

Of course, none of them look as much like James as our baby does.